Category: Conversations with Colin

Looking at Colin’s crusty, bloody nose: Me: “Colin, were you picking your nose again?” Colin: “Uhhh, no. I was just pushing boogers out of the

This week was “Graduation Week” at a bunch of local schools. My kids aren’t graduating from any milestone grade this year, but I still tear up

Colin: “Mom. I’ve got a problem.” Me: “What’s up?” Colin: “Well, my penis keeps sticking out of my underwear.” Me: “Oh. That is a problem.

While shampooing his hair: Colin: “It smells tasty, but it’s not.”

Getting Colin dressed in his pajamas: Me: “Look at you! Snug as a bug in a rug!” Colin: “No…I’m snug as a boy in a

Driving down a steep, windy road: Erin and Dan: “Weeeeeeeee!” Dan: “It’s like a roller coaster!” Erin: “Weeee!” Colin: “Well, yeah. Except we’re in a