Emergency Kits for Teachers
At my kids’ school, we are required to put together an emergency snack-pack for each of our children. The packs are intended to provide comfort and
At my kids’ school, we are required to put together an emergency snack-pack for each of our children. The packs are intended to provide comfort and
I don’t generally curse in front of my kids. (I swear.) So naturally one might ask if I let my own kids swear…
“Family Vacation” is the cruelest oxymoron of them all. We parents torture ourselves in the name of fun and in the process end up exhausted,
Being the mom of a tween girl is like being on a roller coaster ride. There are highs and lows. Parts that are exhilarating
There’s nothing quite so orgasmic as inserting a freshly-baked homemade cookie into my mouth. My tongue delicately caresses the firm exterior. My teeth gently
Apparently my post on what women really think about blowjobs offended some people. People of the penis-toting variety. It seems there are a lot of men
Recently I was at a friend’s house playing my favorite game, Cards Against Humanity, with a group of friends and acquaintances. (I know, I know.
Normally my kids are in charge of cleaning their own rooms. I believe this chore instills a sense of responsibility and ownership. It helps builds
Earlier this year I got up on a Portland stage in front of hundreds of people and told one of the most disgusting stories I
I’m convinced the road to hell is paved with dirty laundry. Although moms have the best intentions, most of us never get all of our
We women are obsessed with our lady gardens. We want everything about them to be perfect. The insides and the outsides. The hair, the skin,
By all outward appearances, I’m an excellent houseguest. I bring hostess gifts (usually salted chocolate caramels from Shurra’s). I’m clean and quiet. I even bring