Sorrow Bacon Is an Oxymoron
I was recently doing some research for a friend. Kinda random research on obscure German phrases. It’s a long story, really, but during this research
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I was recently doing some research for a friend. Kinda random research on obscure German phrases. It’s a long story, really, but during this research
During “Summer Vacation,” I always attempt to purge the kids’ school supplies and projects. You know, save the good stuff and recycle the crap (please
Dude. I’m in a really foul mood this week. Everything is just bugging the shit out of me. It started out with just a small
I went out to a fancy shin-dig this weekend. I wore an appropriately fancy dress which really didn’t match my glasses—so I put in contacts
NOTE: That’s not me in the picture. If it was, I probably wouldn’t be telling this story. One of the hardest things about moving out
Colin: “Mom, in baby making, three’s a crowd.” Me: “Mmmm-hmmm… Wait. WHAT?!” Colin: “In baby making, three’s a crowd.” Me: “Ummm, I’m not sure what
I recently received some hate mail feedback on my ridiculous book “review” (you might want to read that, if you haven’t already) implying that, clearly, I
While I’m sitting at the kitchen table, Colin comes running up to me, sobbing uncontrollably, holding his butt, and running from the dog: Me: “What
Last night in my bed: Me: “You gonna get up with me and do pilates in the morning?” Dan: “Sure. If by ‘do pilates’ you
During bathtime: Me: “Colin, did you wash your privates?” Colin: (crying) “NOOOOOOOO.” Me: “Why not?” Colin: “I don’t wanna touch my penis!” Hmmmm, I
Looking at Colin’s crusty, bloody nose: Me: “Colin, were you picking your nose again?” Colin: “Uhhh, no. I was just pushing boogers out of the
Recently, I was in the awkward position (pun intended—you’ll get it soon) of not wanting to tell the Urgent Care doctor exactly how I injured
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