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My friend Birdie and I were recently eating dinner in a neighborhood restaurant. Over wine and appetizers, we noticed the man at the table next
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My friend Birdie and I were recently eating dinner in a neighborhood restaurant. Over wine and appetizers, we noticed the man at the table next
I am a horrible person. How do I know? Because Cards Against Humanity is my absolute favorite game in the entire world, and it’s “a
My 8-year-old son Colin and I were sitting in the car waiting for my daughter to finish her music lesson. He was reading a book,
My pre-teen daughter is a fucking nightmare. And by “fucking nightmare,” I mean she’s a perfectly-normal, emotionally-charged, almost-twelve-year-old girl. It’s just that the hormones in
Foxy Wine Pocket is a humor blog, but I also write serious stories. Usually, I publish those pieces elsewhere. Today, I’m honored to be at Scary Mommy sharing
My freighbors (friends + neighbors) and my family had an epic block party on our street for Labor Day. (Actually it was the day before Labor
Your kids are getting older, and bedtime battles are a thing of the past (maybe). The small people go to bed willingly and actually sleep
Over the summer, my 11-year-old (and very picky) daughter announced that she’d become a vegetarian. Except for bacon. She’d still eat bacon. I laughed at
So it was Penis Week last week on the blog. I swear I didn’t do that intentionally, but that’s how these things go sometimes.
My husband and I do regular date nights with our kids. We alternate which kid we go out with, and we let the kids
A ridiculous book review led me to conduct a very scientific survey about blowjobs.
When I was pregnant with our first child—a girl—there weren’t many baby-making decisions for me and my husband to make, and the ones that we
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