I Cancelled Valentine’s Day
We don’t celebrate Valentine’s Day in our house. I cancelled it years ago. (I’m a fan of cancelling things.) I’m just not a big believer
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We don’t celebrate Valentine’s Day in our house. I cancelled it years ago. (I’m a fan of cancelling things.) I’m just not a big believer
I want “Poop Hero” added to my tombstone. Here’s why. I was drinking coffee and perusing Twitter the other morning in my breakfast room. (“Breakfast room”
When my daughter was approaching age two, everyone (read: my mother and mother-in-law) kept telling me that it was time to get her out of
My children are much better Catholics than I am. They attend Catholic school and have learned waaaay more than I ever did about the Bible and
Recently one of my college friends, Birdie (you know, Birdie of We-Had-Dinner-with-John-Waters fame?), came over for a visit. As we worked our way through a
There are two important things to know before you read this story: I have some amazing freighbors (friends + neighbors) who throw ridiculously fun parties.
Early in our dating phase, Mr. Foxy and I went out to dinner at a fancy restaurant—one with white tablecloths instead of paper ones. I
As you know, Foxy Wine Pocket is a humor blog. So if you’re only here for the funny, you might want to skip this post.
Mr. Foxy and I were having a lazy Saturday morning drinking coffee and hanging out in the living room when I got an email with the
So you need to have a camera shoved up your ass, huh? Don’t despair—it happens to all of us eventually. Whether you’re fifty, have a
Don’t worry—this is not a parody song. I can’t be bothered redoing that song. It goes on and on forever and ever and gets really
The other day my daughter and I overheard a dad enthusiastically talking to his kids about their Elf on a Shelf. They were discussing how cute
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