Coffee Table Book #1: Unconventional Colin

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When Kramer (you know who Kramer is, right? RIGHT?!) created his coffee table book about coffee tables, I fell in love with the idea of making a coffee table book of my own. So simple. So elegant. So few words necessary.

Over the years, Iโ€™ve kept a mental list of all of the coffee table books that I would make. Asย I am one of the best procrastinators of all time, I recently started sketching out some of these coffee table book ideas instead of working on my actual book (the one with lots of words). Itโ€™s a delightful distraction, and it doesn’t feel as much like cheating as watching YouTube videos all day.

One of my coffee table book ideas is centered around my son Colin. If youโ€™ve been around here long, you know I love to write about the quirky conversations that he and I have. Heโ€™s fabulous: very smart and extremely sweet. He’s also a bit unusual. Heโ€™s been compared to Sheldon Cooper and Dr. Spencer Reid. (Yes, weโ€™re constantly working on his social skills and โ€œstreet smarts.โ€)

Colin is a great kid.

One of the many things that I love about Colinย is that he is totally unaffected by other peopleโ€™s opinions and standards. He likes what he likes, and he doesnโ€™t care what anyone else thinks. He’s quite confident and steadfast in his own beliefs.

So with that introduction, I present to you the proposal for my first coffee table book:

Unconventional Colin: A Pictorial Tribute to a Boy Who Loves What He Loves and Doesnโ€™t Give a Shit What You Think

Colin loves his iPod touch. (Of course he does.) Rather thanย use it comfortably in aย chair, Colin findsย a nice spotย on the cold, hard floor by a wall. In a room full of chairs and tables.

iPod Touch

Colin loves trucks. While some kids push trucks around on the floor or on a table, Colin chooses to examine this truck a little more closely. A little more intimately. (I think heโ€™s mentally redesigningย the engine.) Clearly, he’s quite comfortable in this office waiting room.

Truck

Colin loves Legos. Never mind that they are pointy and scratchy and hurty. He loves them so much he sleeps with them.

Sleeping with Legos

Colin loves looking at the toys in Target. He does not, however, love looking at toilet cleaner. Here he patiently waits for me to select aย toilet cleaner so he canย go look at the toys.

In Target

Colin loves pajamas. Any time. Any place. Here he is wearing his pajamas on an errand to the post office with his sister. (Actually, I could do an entire coffee table book about the places Colin has worn pajamasโ€”berry picking, bowling, at the airport, atย the poolโ€ฆ)

PJs Post Office

Colin loves to sleep, and he loves to go to bed wearing strange things.ย  Here he is wearing pajama bottoms as a hat and sunglasses. (Not included is the picture of him cuddlingย with a rubber chicken.)

Sleeping

Colin loves love and pretty things. When his sister didnโ€™t want her heart pillow any more, he happily took it and put it in his own room.

Heart Pillow

Colin loves color. When the girls were painting their nails for an 80s party, he joined right in.

Nail Polish

Colin likes to wear bowls on his head. Donโ€™t question it.

Wearing Bowl

Colin loves his stuffed animals. He likes to play with them. And, apparently, he likes to sleep on them too. (He later woke up, having peed all over those stuffed animals so I actually hate this picture. Maybe I shouldnโ€™t include it in the book.)

Sleeping on Stuffies

Colin loves water. But he doesnโ€™t like to swim. But he loves pajamas (remember?). Here he combines his love of water, pajamas, and naps.

Napping

Colin loves what he loves. And he loves to put everything that he loves together. Here he is in the car scoffing at the fashion standards of the world. Even his face tells you, โ€œI donโ€™t give a shit what you think.โ€

In Car

We could all learnย a lot from Colin.

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44 Responses

  1. I love it! Reminds me of my grandson. My daughter had to give him his own kitchen cabinet to sit in.

  2. Colin is amazing. And wicked smart…who WOULDN’T want to wear pajamas and take naps? This kid has it figured out. He must be an old soul.

  3. The pajamas and hand in the water got me. And the last photo. I want to be more like Colin.

  4. Boys have a special way of attaching themselves to their mother’s heart. I love my girls — but my boy — well, he’s my boy! Colin sounds awesome!

  5. We should start a club for awesome quirky boys! My son sounds a lot like Colin. I had to paint Wyatt’s nails a couple of weeks ago and he is still proudly showing off his purple nails … also he would (and has) worn pajamas virtually every place. His favorite day at school? Pajama day of course! He is obsessed with legos (and the lego movie and the lego apps on his kindle and looking at legos at Target and … yeah …) and loves nothing more than to build trains out of his legos. He’s not one to build what the lego kits are supposed to build – he builds what he wants. (And he totally gets the “I don’t give a shit” look about things … which kinda freaks me out sometimes because I can see exactly what he’s thinking – but has learned not to say …). He used to take apart his trucks “to see what’s inside it, mama!” Wyatt is working on his social skills, too – thank goodness for amazing staff at the school he attends, for seeing this need in others, too – they have a social skills group that meets a few times a week. He’s done so much work on himself these past couple of years, putting himself out there and taking risks … He makes me proud! Anyways, I think there are lots of these awesome kids out there just waiting to discover their passions and become the Bill Gates of whatever it is they love. Kudos to you, mama, for celebrating Colin!!

    1. And KUDOS to you too. Wyatt sounds like an amazing boy!! I can’t wait to see what they grow up to be. Okay. That doesn’t need to happen super fast. I’m enjoying this little boy too much. xoxo

    1. I have a few more coffee table book ideas. You’ll have to tell me your favorite. And sketching those out definitely beats cleaning or cooking or laundry or anything like that too…

  6. I love the nap at the edge of the pool with his hand in it. I bet was a nice cool place to lie down!

    My daughter has a similar mindset. Here’s what I like/what I’m going to do. You don’t like it? Oh. Well, you can fuck off, then. She wears her cow hat (hat that’s a cow face with two long flaps hanging down over either ear) to school, to camp, to bed…everywhere I’ll let her (which is pretty much just not the bathtub or the pool). So the pajama bottoms and sunglasses reminded me a LOT of her.

  7. The socks are the best.

    My son, as you know, has similar tics, quirks, and affectations. Right now he is enjoying clapping in a circle every time he likes anything (think “2 snaps in a Z formation” but with clapping.) He also sleeps with a million hardbound books in his bed and a pink & white unicorn that was initially declared “too girly”. See where it is now.

    He also puts on a pair of bright teal Perry the Platypus winter gloves whenever he wants to a) work in the yard/garden, b) play goalkeeper, and c) whatever else might demand gloves to enact the fantasy. And heaven help me if he can’t find the Perry gloves. HEAVEN HELP ME.

    And he tried to take two full-length plastic swords with him into the bathtub this morning. So there’s that.

    <3 Colin. Maybe we'll get the boys together in September! They'll probably hate each other ๐Ÿ˜‰

    1. I love his sock collection. Stars, shamrocks, dogs, hearts… He doesn’t do it anymore, but he used to wear socks and sandals with his pajamas. I’ll have to dig up some good pictures for you–that was an awesome phase.

      I can’t wait to meet your son!!! (Oh, and you too.)

  8. Omg, Colin and my middle child have so much in common. He’s 12 though and he freaks the eff out over his privacy, so I don’t get to tell all my stories. *sigh* I should’ve started younger.

    1. Yeah, eventually I’m going to have to stop telling stories about him, I imagine. So far, he’s okay with the whole blog thing. Sigh…

  9. Colin and the Boy are like peas in a pod. Seriously. He’s 15 and STILL wears crazy socks. He thinks white, athletic socks are ridiculous. He wears them with shorts, pants, to a tennis match, whatever. Just don’t make him wear white socks. ๐Ÿ˜€

    1. OMG, we should compare sock collections. Colin LOVES the crazy socks. And I might encourage it a little because it’s so cute. He went around today wearing knee-high shamrock socks with his plaid shorts and a Minecraft t-shirt. Quite the fashion statement.

    1. I think that one is my very favorite one of him so far. It just says AWESOME on so many levels. Thank you!

  10. And, I totally admire him for that!! I wish there were more Colins who did what they loved without caring about what the world thought!

  11. Napping with his hand in the pool was all kinds of awesome. Looks like he partied hard. Also, love the Star Wars sheets. Do they still sell the old ones? They look like the old ones anyway.

  12. OMG, that picture of Colin sleeping with the stuffed animals… you have IKEA Kitty!!! (the orange and white striped guy) That’s my son’s most beloved friend and since IKEA no longer makes them, they are like $90 on ebay last time I looked. IKEA Kitty is no longer allowed to leave the house. More precious than gold!

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