It’s unseasonably warm here in California. (Please don’t hate me, rest of the county.) Warm weather and G&ts always inspire bad poetry. Here’s my latest haiku:
It can’t be this warm! I just bought fabulous boots. Huh? Global Warming?
P.S., Much like Spring is imitating Summer around here, I’m imitating Peyton Price of Suburban Haiku. Did you know she came out with a new book? I’ve read it, and it’s fabulous. I laughed, winced, and nodded and shook my head (sometimes violently). Peyton summed up suburban life in perfect 5-7-5 syllabic hilarity. Pure genius!
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Thanks for the chuckle!
Always. (I try anyhow.) Thanks for stopping by. Cheers!
Too funny! Hey, I get what you’re saying–I’m from Florida and we have had maybe a total of 7 cool days??? I have some gorgeous boots that I only got to wear ONCE! Good news is I’m headed to Ohio in three weeks…and packing my boots!!
Ooooo, that is good news! I hope you get good use out of those boots. We’ve got some 60 degree weather coming up here–I may have to pull out the boots again. 🙂
I don’t even know how to respond to this. Just sitting here freezing my ass off.
I know. And I’m sorry. Please don’t hate me.