We Still Got It

Running errands with my husband while the kids were at their Grandma’s house:

Me: “You know what’s awesome about the dress I’m wearing to the auction?

Dan: “It’s short?”

Me: “No.”

Dan: “It’s tight?”

Me: “Nooo.”

Dan: “It shows your boobs?”

Me: “NO.”

Dan: “Then what?”

Me: “Well, it fits already. I don’t have to wear Spanx with it or lose any weight.”

Dan: “Oh. That’s boring.”

Me: “Sorry. I thought you’d be excited I wasn’t lobbying for a new dress.”

Dan: “Hmmm… Still boring.”

Me: “Okay, I’ll show you my boobs after the auction.”

Dan: “Oh yeah!”

 

Yep. We still got it.

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    1. You know, I never thought of boob flashing as a defense strategy. Thank you (and your boob-loving husband) for that one.

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