Running errands with my husband while the kids were at their Grandma’s house:
Me: “You know what’s awesome about the dress I’m wearing to the auction?
Dan: “It’s short?”
Me: “No.”
Dan: “It’s tight?”
Me: “Nooo.”
Dan: “It shows your boobs?”
Me: “NO.”
Dan: “Then what?”
Me: “Well, it fits already. I don’t have to wear Spanx with it or lose any weight.”
Dan: “Oh. That’s boring.”
Me: “Sorry. I thought you’d be excited I wasn’t lobbying for a new dress.”
Dan: “Hmmm… Still boring.”
Me: “Okay, I’ll show you my boobs after the auction.”
Dan: “Oh yeah!”
Yep. We still got it.
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You’re welcome.
EXACTLY THAT.
Your husband sounds like mine! LOL! Flash boobs, everything is a-ok.
You know, I never thought of boob flashing as a defense strategy. Thank you (and your boob-loving husband) for that one.