You people don’t seem to comment on or “like” articles about sex. Or maybe you’re just not reading them—I don’t know. But other not-nearly-as-pleasant bodily functions don’t seem to bother you so it got me thinking. Maybe we need to do this more anonymously. You know, so no one can prove you expressed any opinion whatsoever about sex.
Hence, I have created this highly scientific anonymous poll specifically focusing on blowjobs. I’ve talked about blowjobs a couple of times before: once in a ridiculous “book review” and once in a follow-up article that used empirical and measurable evidence to prove my assertion from the first article that women don’t love giving blowjobs as much as the silly protagonist from the book. One of you disagreed. One of you agreed. Most of you remained very, very silent.
So I’m making it easy for you. Here’s your chance to tell me what you think. I promise not to tell your husband/boyfriend/whatever. Because I can’t—it’s anonymous.
Please be honest…and only the fairer sex need respond. I already know what men think about them.
9 Responses
Yeah…hubs is never gonna see this anyway… I don’t HATE it..but they really are all for him. I don’t get much from them.
See how selfless and giving you are? I think you deserve something special for that.
I must be one of the weird ones. I LOVE giving them. It seriously turns me on, which is kind of a catch 22 if he finishes from it – I’m all ready to go and he’s ready to snore, so there’s that…
No, not weird. Just don’t talk to my husband, okay?
Can you check more than 1 box? There are so many of them I want to check – like the lesbian one (even though I’m not I like that option & that’s the answer I wanna go with).
Well, you’re supposed to be able to check more than 1 box, but it’s not working. I’ll try and fix that. But I also very much like how you answered it.
It’s working again. I’m guessing that Dan was trying to rig the vote somehow in an effort to get more blowjobs.
I think it really depends, on the situation, on the level of dislike…. I don’t mind them, am generous at giving them, of its a part of foreplay. But as the main event? Really? My husband wouldnt be ok if it was only about me, no one is that giving! But if im really just not feeling it, really just want to go to sleep, they are useful. He gets his “relaxation” on and I get my peace and quiet, relatively quickly. But I agree, wholeheartedly, that NO WOMAN enjoys the finished. Its just kind of yucky. Lol. Only word I can use to accurately describe it….. just…. ick
I’m with Odd One. I love giving them & they are most definitely a turn on for me. There’s something about feeling him get even harder just before he finishes. *shivers*