Dear God I Suck at This…
Look. I’m just a humble writer who likes to use silly words and crappy photos to relay my anecdotes. But there are so many highfalutin
The Big Reveal
No, I’m not getting naked in this post. This isn’t that kind of blog.
Get the Fuck Out of My Shower
Much to my family’s dismay, I don’t want anyone with, near, or even in the vicinity of me when I’m showering.
Of Love and Haircuts
“Ohhh, she has so much hair! Do you want me to put a mirror down here so you can see it?”
Bless the Baby, but Fuck All the Fluids
I birthed a beautiful baby. The process wasn’t pretty.
