The Big Reveal
January 12, 2023
No, I’m not getting naked in this post. This isn’t that kind of blog.
Get the Fuck Out of My Shower
October 27, 2022
Much to my family’s dismay, I don’t want anyone with, near, or even in the vicinity of me when I’m showering.
Of Love and Haircuts
June 15, 2022
“Ohhh, she has so much hair! Do you want me to put a mirror down here so you can see it?”
Bless the Baby, but Fuck All the Fluids
April 7, 2022
I birthed a beautiful baby. The process wasn’t pretty.
Beware of Killer Tampons
January 25, 2022
“I can’t seem to find the hole.” My twelve-year-old hands shook, and I dropped a second tampon in the toilet. “Shit.”
